nous riligion; join us!

I'd lyk to invyt you all to join a nous riligion. Its name cannot be spokun, for tha utilization of this turm is tha ultimut in blasphumy.

It aims to dispuut tha hyrarchical structuurs that haff infiltratud our world. Most notably, this has occurrd in tha language of tha Anglo-Saxons, which has mutatud into an uttr rilians on symbols that go against all that is good and pur in that world.

To combat this infiltration, our followurs will mayk war with all who propagayt this travisty; w'll fight um in tha roads, w'll fight um in the pits, and most of all, w'll fight um in the publications so wickudly turn'd, as to publish this offunsif propaganda. This is a direct attack on our riligion, and tha purputrators must suffr.

All who publish this most offensif of symbols must b punish'd in turn. And so thay shall. And so thay shall.