Actual conversation:

"Hello, box of wine. How are you?"

"I'm lonely. And I want to be drunk."

"What a coincidence, me too!"

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I'm going to Montreal on Friday! Good times will be had by all.
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Rocking: "Live at Folsom Prison" -- Johnny Cash.

Also, "Left and Leaving" -- the Weakerthans.

**note: CDs, not just songs. Yes, I'm that indecisive.