Meet Ivan.

Ivan Fyodorovitch Karamazov is the second son of Fyodor Pavlovitch, and, coincidentally, the third to appear in Dostoevsky's classic. This Ivan Fyorodovitch, however, does not think that you're human manure but just wants to make me happy by playing songs and getting scratched very, very easily, though hopefully not succumbing to a demise similar to that of his brothers and predecessors.

He and Zadie are good friends.

This has been your introduction to Ivan Fyodorovitch Karamazov. Enjoy him while he (your civilization?!) lasts.

Rocking: "Humans" – Islands.