21.5.06

I hate cars!

Four days of cycling, and this is what I've learned: everyone who drives a car deserves to be shot.

There are far too many cars, and far too little of me that wants to die, to be so brave as to go all vigilante on the automobile, but it's only a matter of time before I get even with all of you off-cutting, suicide-dooring, blatantly bad-driving, why-haven't-your-damn-licences-been-revoked-yes,-I'm-talking-to-YOU jerkfaces!

Especially cabbies ...








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2 Crazy Letters:

At 4:36 AM, Blogger Wichita_Gunman said...

My car, Cinnamon, doesn't like you anymore.
Nope. She doesn't like you one bit.
My bike, however, is in love with you.
That is all.
Seacrest out!

 
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