Dating advice, step two: the pick-up line

At a bar or nightclub, bump right into a woman and knock the drink out of her hand. When she objects, look right past her and say “I’m trained not to see beautiful women, because they might distract me from my mission.” This sounds mysterious! Who trained you? Are you a spy? Is she involved in a mysterious rendezvous with a suave secret agent? She’ll want to know more, and it’s also a great opportunity to buy her a new drink.

The Dave Thorpe Dating Theory at SomethingAwful.com.