16.8.06

i am not impressed.



So I just got a message from Samuel L. Jackson telling me to go see his motherfucking movie.

#1, not only am I not going to go see a movie JUST BECAUSE THERE'S INTERNET BUZZ ABOUT ITS STUPID FUCKING TITLE

but, #2, IF YOU SPAM MY CELLPHONE AGAIN YOU WILL BE THE ONE GETTING HURT, JERKFACE.

I don't know why, but I blame Tracey. Actually I blame everyone who goes to see that stupid motherfucking movie. Gah.

I'm already not angry having written this, but what the hell, I'll post it anyway. Swear words!

6 Crazy Letters:

At 11:40 PM, Blogger W3 said...

I'm just going to pirate it. Fuck the sound guy who'se going to lose his job in those commercials - piracy of bad movies is why the internet exists: for those random occasions when I just don't feel like paying for it; or when it's bad enough that I wouldn't be caught dead paying for it - or when I feel like usiing more forms of punctuation that should be possible in a comment.

 
At 3:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But. like Samuel himself said on the daily show: It's "mothafuckin' snakes on a mothafuckin' plane!" Why wouldn't you want to see it? I think he wants to be in the most movies ever, regardless of content.

 
At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I so didn't leave you that message, though I sent it to a great number of other people.

I'm going to see the movie tomorrow! I can't wait, it's going to be so horrible!

 
At 6:45 PM, Blogger Prus said...

It was I!
Wasn't it lame?

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Wichita_Gunman said...

I loved that motherfuckin' motion picture!

 
At 5:19 AM, Blogger Wichita_Gunman said...

Upon seeing it again [the second half, at least], I have to say I still heart it.

 

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