i am not impressed.
So I just got a message from Samuel L. Jackson telling me to go see his motherfucking movie.
#1, not only am I not going to go see a movie JUST BECAUSE THERE'S INTERNET BUZZ ABOUT ITS STUPID FUCKING TITLE
but, #2, IF YOU SPAM MY CELLPHONE AGAIN YOU WILL BE THE ONE GETTING HURT, JERKFACE.
I don't know why, but I blame Tracey. Actually I blame everyone who goes to see that stupid motherfucking movie. Gah.
I'm already not angry having written this, but what the hell, I'll post it anyway. Swear words!
posted by Tessa @ 20:58
6 crazy letters
I'm just going to pirate it. Fuck the sound guy who'se going to lose his job in those commercials - piracy of bad movies is why the internet exists: for those random occasions when I just don't feel like paying for it; or when it's bad enough that I wouldn't be caught dead paying for it - or when I feel like usiing more forms of punctuation that should be possible in a comment.
But. like Samuel himself said on the daily show: It's "mothafuckin' snakes on a mothafuckin' plane!" Why wouldn't you want to see it? I think he wants to be in the most movies ever, regardless of content.
I so didn't leave you that message, though I sent it to a great number of other people.
I'm going to see the movie tomorrow! I can't wait, it's going to be so horrible!
It was I!
Wasn't it lame?
I loved that motherfuckin' motion picture!
Upon seeing it again [the second half, at least], I have to say I still heart it.