Reasons Canada Day is my favourite holiday

1. Um, it's Canada Day?
2. It's (more so than other holidays) socially acceptable to be alone, all alone.
3. Fireworks!
- 1. Torontonian skyscrapers, smog, and tall people obscure your view of said fireworks.
+1. ... but because of your self-determination (read: solitariness) you can leave just as it's about to rain, and ...

+(I don't know, about 100) Watch fireworks, alone in the rain, outside of the Globe and Mail! The Globe-and-fucking-Mail!

So, pretty much a perfect Canada Day for Tessas. Except for when a jerkface stepped on my ankle, totally on purpose. And then make a jerk-face at me. Jerkface.

Anyway.

I think I'll do something similar on my birthday, because today was entirely too perfect.

[Also, for the record, Manitoba is green and Saskatchewan is icky orange. Jerkfaces.]